Seriously, "You mean to tell me you have never pee'd on someones car?

I just got home from being out with Sarah and Molly (a friend who is about to move). I worked till 10 and then went out to have a beer with Molly and hang out since she is leaving soon. The story that I have to tell from going to the fireside inn and pub will blow your mind. The owner, who walked up to our table to talk to us for a while was how do I put it, seventeen sheets to the wind. I will tell the story tomorrow when both of my eyes are open. By the way, yes he asked the question listed above.