As I mentioned yesterday, I am in the middle of work week. We have about 165 people here working on different projects. I was working with a group of people today in our "club" room. I walked in to check on them having not really met all of them yet and there was a guy who had a middle zip down fleece on and some short red shorts, no shoes. He was tall and had some chest hair going on. We called him "Captain Awkward" since to the untrained eye would notice that he did not have on a shirt underneath his fleece. He said that he did not have enough time to put on a shirt and his fleece was the quickest fix. He only got woken up five minutes before they were suppose to leave for breakfast. Lets look at the time breakdown here, hypothetically:
- 1 minute to be groggy
- 1 minute to brush teeth
- 30 seconds for shorts
- 30 seconds for tee shirt
- 30 seconds for fleece
-15 seconds to slip on flip flops
- 2 minutes and 15 seconds to complain about being sleepy and wanting to go back to sleep.
No need for the lack of a shirt, lets go ahead and keep the beastly chest hair caged.
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you speak as a man who understands the pains of gnarly chest hair...
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