I want a JP Car

I had a buddy in high school who bought an old corolla for 400 bucks. It was old and ugly inside and out, but it ran. It got great gas mileage etc. He ran that thing into the ground and pretty much got paid along the way because it was so cheap. So, I have been looking on Craigslist to find my cheap car and it is very hard to find. I just want to get a crappy cheap car that gets great gas mileage. It has been pretty fun to look for one because I have been reminded of all the crappy cars that have been made in this country/world. For example, the Ford Fiesta, Geo Storm, Metro, all cars made by Saturn, Escort, etc. Lots of funny crappy cars. Although this might be a boring post, take a moment to think about the crappy cars you have seen and had in the past few years. Pay attention to the crappy old cars you see on the road and let me know. Who will find the worst car?